The Chipmunk Conspiracy Theory

What the Government doesn't want you to know about!


TCCT (The Chipmunk Conspiracy Theory)

Please do not Underestimate the Power of the Green Chipmunks!


About

Deep down in the caves of the Andes Mountains, I bring you this site created to inform you about the secret race of the Green Chipmunks.

 
Green Chipmunks were unknown to the common population until now. Also known as the "GC's" these underground creatures live in caves in Southwest Asia and parts of Japan. These are the only beings on earth that have been known to be able to kill a Ninja. Usually the only way to defend yourself from a GC is by putting on a special necklace made of PVC pipe that was dipped in Grape seed oil and then rolled in ground up potato chips.

Green Chipmunks usually didn't come in contact with humans until a while ago. Now regular sightings have been seen in parts of North America, especially around Canadian maple tree fields. Green Chipmunks are usually found where there are large amounts of maple syrup around.